For starters I have to confess (and people that know me in real life already know this) I don’t like LA.
I have reasons.
Some of it has to do with the general douchey vibe, some of it is the oppressive urine smell and some of it is the general overly busy congested streets (I would be curled into a ball crying to myself if I was left in New York. Not really…but probably…)
HOWEVER, I like history, walkabouts and new places that hold the possibility of a great atmosphere. Also, George had to work all weekend so in order to guarantee that he and I got to spend some time together I turned to Airbnb for a decently priced room and dusted off my adventure day list.
Side note: having my “Han style” (get it? Solo) adventure days is empowering. When you’re always a partner and a mother you’re never alone and you rarely travel to places you’ve never been by yourself or without the company of friends. I have been told that this is “weird” and I’ve also been called a Honey Badger when I take myself out for drinks (apparently “Honey badgers don’t give a f*ck”)?
I took it as a compliment.
Truth be told as a recovering “damaged” person and an ambivert I plan these days and weekends with the kind of trepidation an ill equipped soldier feels the night before a battle. The 24 hours before boarding a plane or finalizing reservations can be filled with everything from severe politeness, tears, apologies and panic.
Ok. Onto the list! It’s a bit different from a “regular” trip to the City of Angels. You won’t find maps to movie star’s homes (I stand by the philosophy that they don’t know that I exist soooo why should I be obsessed with them? no offense to anyone that adores TMZ or People magazine). And there was that one time that Seth Green made me dumbstruck just by shaking my hand….
gingers man…I can say I’m obsessed with funny gingers…
Also I tend to ramble (if you’re a quick thinker you may have noticed already) my list will be broken up by “stops” so you can just scan through to find what you’re looking for.
First stop: Starbucks and Sage in Culver City.
George had to be in Hollywood by 8 so he dropped me off at Starbucks at 7. Sage doesn’t open till 9 so I had some time to kill. I burned through Facebook, watched people like a creeper and sent too many snapchats.
When Sage opened at 9 I was freezing and hungry. Did I mention my clothes dryer didn’t work properly the night before and that my jacket and jeans were still damp? No? Well they were. I promise I’m a fully functioning adult. I had been to Sage before but not to this location. The Culver City establishment has a wonderful feel to it. Reclaimed wood as decorative walls, airy floor plan and the people that work there might be the friendliest folks I’ve met. I ordered the chai latte and biscuits and gravy and it arrived fairly quickly. The chai was wonderful, the biscuits damn near perfect. The gravy and sausage were good but not as good as mine.
4114 Sepulveda Blvd
Culver City, CA 90230
4130 Sepulveda Blvd
Culver City, CA 90230
Stop number 2: The Museum of Jurassic Technology.
Borrowed from their website –
“The Museum of Jurassic Technology in Los Angeles, California is an educational institution dedicated to the advancement of knowledge and the public appreciation of the Lower Jurassic.
Like a coat of two colors, the Museum serves dual functions. On the one hand the Museum provides the academic community with a specialized repository of relics and artifacts from the Lower Jurassic, with an emphasis on those that demonstrate unusual or curious technological qualities. On the other hand the Museum serves the general public by providing the visitor a hands-on experience of ‘life in the Jurassic’….”
The Museum itself is small but well put together. It’s a bit of a shock when you first walk in. It’s dark, the ambience is slightly creepy, the background music and sounds piped in from different corners and underneath displays make it difficult to get used to them. I jumped more than once. It’s obvious that it’s a labor of love, there are displays that are in the process of being repaired and a slight smell of mildew in the air. The tea room upstairs is relaxing and bright, a contrast from the atmosphere downstairs. You’re not allowed to take pictures but I snuck a few because I have no shame. After looking at their Yelp page I’m not the only one. At least I was discreet?
Museum of Jurassic Technology
9341 Venice Blvd, Culver City, CA 90232
Stop number Three: Velaslavasay Panorama
Borrowed from their site –
“Drawing on the illustrious history of the great panorama paintings of the 18th and 19th centuries, The Velaslavasay Panorama is an exhibition hall, theatre and garden dedicated to the production and presentation of unusual visual experiences, including those of the 360-degree variety. The Velaslavasay Panorama panoramic exhibition encircles the spectator within a fully enveloping atmosphere; a vast painting of a continuous surrounding landscape, accompanied by sound stimulation and three-dimensional elements, affords the viewer an opportunity to experience a complete sensory phenomenon.”
First of all this isn’t in the “best” part of town. During my adventures I walk A LOT and take the bus and Lyft occasionally. As I walked down the street I noticed that a lot of the cars passing were looking at me in a “are you lost”? way. I don’t get spooked too easily when it comes to “rough neighborhoods” but there was a vibe and I felt like I should mention it.
The gal that greeted me was very nice, assured me I could take pictures and quickly pointed out which way to go. She also explained the the lights and sound experience in the Panorama is about 35 minutes long and guests are encouraged to take the time to experience it throughly. The staircase spirals up and up and you enter a room that is dark and hypnotic. I enjoyed it for 20 minutes before realizing it was making me too calm…to the point of sleepiness. Which isn’t a bad thing but it was eerie and fascinating watching the scenery “shift”.
1122 W 24th St, Los Angeles, CA 90007
Stop number 4 Checked into Airbnb (located inside The Dixie Hollywood). Our Airbnb was located in Thai Town inside of a Hotel/Motel called The Dixie. I wasn’t expecting anything fancy due to reviews I had read (after making the reservations of course because I’m just that thorough). The room was clean, the bathtub was California-drought-guilt-inducing kinda deep (and with jacuzzi jets, I don’t know how I’ll do penance for the llllloooonnngggg beautiful baths I soaked in while watching TV).
It’s located across from a Ralph’s, Starbucks and various food establishments which is great! For the night it served our purposes wonderfully. The room was comfortable and clean and the price was a bargain.
Dixie Hollywood Hotel
5410 Hollywood Blvd
Hollywood, CA 90027
Toll Free: 800-381-2935
George finally got out of work and after we freshened up we went out to dinner at Our final stop on Day one: Cafe Gratitude
One of the upsides of LA is that you don’t have to look far to find vegan food. I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to eat here but I’m so glad we did. The flavor in our appetizer “Present”, an autumn bruschetta were complex and wonderfully rich. I got the butternut squash and sage lentil loaf which was heavenly and George got a build your own type bowl that he could only finish half of. I forget the affirmation names of these dishes but they were delicious regardless. The staff was gracious and we were seated immediately even with the long line of people outside. We made reservations prior to arriving but as we all know sometimes even the best places don’t have instantaneous seating.
On a side note I was not a fan of “Love”, a hibiscus flower iced tea.
Cafe Gratitude – Larchmont
639 N Larchmont Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90004
Day one ended sleepy and looking forward to Day two.
To be continued….
By going to these locations, walking these neighborhoods and streets is at your own risk. As always everything on The Pollyanna Complex are ideas of the author, please attempt any and all activities posted at your own risk.